Hi. My names Jacob and I'm an asshole. I'm also the luckiest person in the world becuase I have the
most beautiful girl in the universe. Did I mention I'm an asshole???
See, I have this girlfreind who is amazing, and i'm an asshole to her. She 'extremely hott', smart,
funny, and the most beautiful girl i've ever seen, or will see, becuase I can guarantee you that no one on
earth, or as you can already see, in the universe, is anywhere near as beautiful and pretty as she is.
Thats why I made this website, so that whenever she feels like kicking my ass, and beating the fuck out of me (becuase
I'm an asshole) she can just get on this site and it will hopefully make her feel ALOT better.
